Hide Your Kids Sticker

HIDE YOUR KIDS - Subtle as a sledgehammer, this 3x3 vinyl sticker pairs rainbow pastels with a towering red “MAGA” cone of shame and the not-so-subtle reminder to Hide Your Kids. Equal parts parody and warning label, it’s the perfect way to keep your water bottle, laptop, or bumper politically hydrated. Weatherproof, water-resistant, and built to outlast the next scandal